TheWolfe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Palisade Guardian]

Foundation

It's a great foundation for a game, but nowhere near done. You need:

Increase House Health
Wall for House (with different levels)
Soldiers to Defend House (different kinds)
More Weapons
Levels - After 10 Waves of Defending House, Now Defend New House (White House as the last level!)
m1 Carbine Sucks

LET US CUSTOMIZE CONTROLS

You don't know how annoying switching weapons is with arrow keys, WHEN THE Q AND E BUTTON ARE FREE!

That is all.

[Crush the Castle]

+/-

None of the the other user's codes have worked for me.
I blame the game.

Too easy, not too long. Very fun.

[Shopping Cart Hero]

It Was...

At first there was a girl. And it was good.
Then there were two girls. And it was amazing.
Then there was a guy with spiked hair who made flips impossible. And I cried.

[Pathmaster]

Downside

I would have voted for this game to be in this month's best, if there was an option to turn off lives.

[NG BBS Awards 2008]

Useless

This is good...but it doesnt contribute anything, or show any work. You just copy and pasted. You should add some of your own commentary, or SOMETHING.
Good idea, yet useless.

Elroy responds:

i don't think people would care about what I have to think. besides, i don't hang around the BBS very much :p

[Drastic Plastic]

Awesome

Great game. I have a few suggestions though.
There were times when the camera didn't zoom in at the right time, and the fingers' ends' were exposed.
And the game could be even longer if at the end of the game, you could take the bot body of the first oppenent, then start over, then the second oppent, etc, until finally you had the body of the last level, and when you were at the last level with him, you battled your former self.

[Castle Smasher]

Nee

Needs more balls.
More!
I ran out

[Red Code]

Ummm...Close

The gun was too weak, the gernade too powerful and awkward to select, the vulcan turret was too powerful as well. Also, the ground was very...difficult to shoot at. Very basic and easily fixed mistakes.

[Xenon Prime Racing]

Mediocre

I felt that this game has more potential than actual...good stuff in it.
I didnt get past track one, because the first time I played I came in second, and the second time I played it lagged too much.
The game has a cool, accelerated feel to it, but it doesnt make up for the bumpy and uncomfortable driving style. Make a track without boundaries.
Also, the words "LAST LAP" were distracting. They should be smaller.
And lastly, a boost system would make things less...repetitive.

[flying pizza kitty game 5]

:0 Epic

From the moment "flying pizza kitty game 5" escaped my lips, I knew that epicness would follow. Only the critically acclaimed fpk (Tha's flyingkittypizza to you!) author could create such a masterpiece. I haven't cried this hard over the glory and effort put into such a game since "flying pizza kitty game 4"! And what relief to see that the sequel was able to live up to such a title!
This is truly the peak of gaming. Not only at Newgrounds, but the earth. This my friends, is what is so saddening. Such a game as this can only be followed by "The Plague Of Video Games". This TPOVG follows after every great, merciless game. With tons of parody threads, games, and flash, the quality of NG will soon wither away. Egorapter, Tswain, and others will cease to create anything, too afraid that they will be criticized for making something far inferior than fpk5.
Yes, this author would probably move on to create more epicness in his wake. Such as fpk6, or fpk 7...but his success will most likely bring in some haters. And we all know what haters do...BUST A CAP N YO ASS!
After fpk's assassination, the nationwide weeping will commence. Statues will be made, memorials carved, museums constructed. Streets, bridges, airports, hospitals, schools, cities, states, and countries will be named after him. Much like Jesus, his name will be used over and over again...but only in one culture.
Will great power comes great responsibility...and epicness will follow.